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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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