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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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