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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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