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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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