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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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