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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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