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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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