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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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