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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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