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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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