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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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