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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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