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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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