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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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