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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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