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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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