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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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