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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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