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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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