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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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