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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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