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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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