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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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