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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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