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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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