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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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