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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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