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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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