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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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