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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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