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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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