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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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