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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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