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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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