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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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