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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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