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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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