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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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