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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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