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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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