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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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