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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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