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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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