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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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