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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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