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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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