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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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