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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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