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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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