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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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