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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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