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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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