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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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