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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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